Why I will be successful?

I am educated. So I am better than 40% of India's population.
I am a male. So I am better than 50% err..48% of population. (Social
fact, not male chauvinism)
I am born a Upper Caste So I am better than 60% of population.
I am an engineer. So I must be better than 90% of educated people.
I was born in a economically
comfortable family. So I must be better than 50% of people.
I spent my childhood in urban
ares So I must be better than 70% of population.(rural)


I can list out many more reasons. Above reasons should convince you why I will be in top 5 percentile in social strata. So my success was guaranteed. :( And still people like me feel good, great about their abilities, luck. :( :(