Answer.

Somebody please sponsor my child's education. It's costing me a bomb. We had gone to this expensive school (or shall I say ultra expensive) He was assessed for his verbal skills, math... I want him to join 2nd grade. They object to that on grounds of age. Apart from that, he proved himself.
Time to interact with principal. One question she asks is "How many friends do you have in previous school". Guess the answer.


"The whole school".

She was floored and extends her hand and says "You are the first kid I have come across with such an answer".