Liquor , Accidents.

We have too much of both. This is how we try to reduce our population. Did I tell you we don't spend our money caring for liquor addicts or accident victims. They deserve that. 1 million kids who work instead of being in schools. Good, we saved money on buildings, books, midday meals,...
If we list all such savings, we should have been a rich country by now. And happy too, thrills, cheap labour, legal addiction... Probably we are already rich. It's just that we are not realising.
It's good to be Indian.