Signature, Swimming, Addiction,Offside.

Signature:

How do you feel when your signature is long and you have to sign 10000 cheques in couple of days? My answer. Notify the bank manager about change in signature. Obviously to a shorter one and start exercing fingers.

Swimming Pool & Drinking Water:
One of many arguments? from Left leaning champions of poor. We should not allow swimming pools in urba areas where many go without safe drinking water. Good. But can we please come up with numbers? No of swimming pools, amount of water consumption,...
Why don't we disallow bigger houses, higher capacity cars, loose dresses, color televisions, or perhaps TVs altogether?
I guess communism is about making everybody equal in poverty. I was stupid enough to believe in communism for a while.

Addiction.

I had an addiction. It was taking time & energy from other things. I never realised that it was addiction and never imagined that it will leave me. But it did. And I guess, I am doing better.:)

Offside.

Though I am very, very good at facts, trivial and non trivial , I take lot of time to grasp few things. Like T9 input on my mobile. I never tried to understand the concept and used to be frustrated at default T9 settings. The moment I realised the intuitive and simple idea I became a fan of that.
Coming to Football, as a kid, I waswondering what offside was. I had a vague idea and vagueness only frustrated me. Today finally I googled the term and understood the whole concept.
Understanding is Joy. Indeed.